#871306

[trident]

is everyone so formal here?

most of these look like carefully penned letters
almost charming

my name is hawke
& i must ask two very important questions

1 who has playing cards and knows how to use them
2 do any of you know how to make alcohol

Comments

[queenofminiskirts]

i will! it's so rare to see animals that aren't mutated here!

not that there's anything wrong with mutated animals.

but i miss the normal ones!!

desperate and a man. not so sure about old. it's hard to tell sometimes.

[After all, back home both Fujiko and Hyoubu looked way younger than their actual 90 and 80 years of age.]

[espritdecorpse]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD?

[ that's not what she said
that's not even the worst thing she said ]

[trident]

wei wuxian
i presume

help us clear the air
just how old are you

[espritdecorpse]

Yes that's me, I'm heeeerrre!

I'm 22, 35, or 26.

[trident]

you don't seem too sure

no matter
i understand you know how to make alcohol?

( priorities. )

[espritdecorpse]

I'm sure about the first two numbers. The third, admittedly, is a guess.

I definitely know how to make alcohol. Are you interested in learning?

[ he's been........ drinking his supply, lately. ]

[trident]

so you're multiple ages?

more than i can put into words yes
got time to take on a student?

[espritdecorpse]

You got it!

I'm a very busy man, of course, but I can probably manage something. Got anything to ferment?

[trident]

( she would push harder, but there's more important things at hand. )

i have some fruit
i believe you might be able to do something with that?

[espritdecorpse]

Is it colored?

[trident]

yes
is that important

[queenofminiskirts]

so you're not denying that you're a desperate kiss scammer?

[espritdecorpse]

I do deny it! I haven’t scammed any kisses!






recently

[queenofminiskirts]

So you admit it!

and once a kiss scammer always a kiss scammer!

[espritdecorpse]

Is there a need to admit something you saw with your own eyes?

[ Kiss-scamming Shen Qingqiu, for instance. ]

if you want a kiss, you only have to ask!

[queenofminiskirts]

most criminals at least try to plead innocent.

i don't want a kiss from a desperate old man.

[espritdecorpse]

Hey, hey, hey, I came by my kisses honestly.



As in honestly, who would fall for a story like "frogitis"?

[queenofminiskirts]

[Frogitis. Shen Qingqiu, seriously?]

as sensei's disciple i can't just let you insult him like this.

even if he feel for something that ridiculous it's still your fault for taking advantage of his maiden heart!

[Kaoru you totally just insulted him as well...]

[espritdecorpse]

Oh, that's not all I did. He also invited me to go home with him, if we ever get out of here. I didn't even have to scam him for that, it was purely his own idea. Talking about dropping a rock on your own foot!

[queenofminiskirts]

you can't take credit if you didn't even scam him for it.

and isn't it because he's worried about you?

did you give him a response?

[She won't judge him either way.]

not here

[shizun]

[

If he "didn't see it," he doesn't have to suffer so much of his face being lost. ]

[trident]

all men are desperate my dear

( she's kidding. )

i've not seen many animals here
what do you mean by mutated?

[queenofminiskirts]

that's only true if they let that thing between their legs make all their decisions in life.

[She's only half kidding.]

well, all the animals in the forest are all a little weird? they look like they're mixed between different animals or they have too many legs

or too many eyes

or they breathe fire

and they're all sorts of weird colours too.

and I'm not even talking about the fairytale creatures and things from myths. like banshees.

who apparently have psychic powers now for some reason?

[trident]

isn't that near always?

i think perhaps
our myths may be different
i don't believe i'm familiar with anything called a banshee

but well versed in weird things with weird abilities

[queenofminiskirts]

pretty much, yeah. but some are worse than others.

back home, sakaki-sensei had to hide in minamoto's apartment every other month to avoid his girlfriends when they find out about each other.

they're like ugly haunted bedsheets that can hypnotize people with sound.

and now maybe with actual hypno.

these kinds of creatures don't exists where i'm from at all...all we have are normal animals.

[Genetically engineered esper animals don't count.]