#871306

[trident]

is everyone so formal here?

most of these look like carefully penned letters
almost charming

my name is hawke
& i must ask two very important questions

1 who has playing cards and knows how to use them
2 do any of you know how to make alcohol

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[espritdecorpse]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD?

[ that's not what she said
that's not even the worst thing she said ]

[trident]

wei wuxian
i presume

help us clear the air
just how old are you

[espritdecorpse]

Yes that's me, I'm heeeerrre!

I'm 22, 35, or 26.

[trident]

you don't seem too sure

no matter
i understand you know how to make alcohol?

( priorities. )

[espritdecorpse]

I'm sure about the first two numbers. The third, admittedly, is a guess.

I definitely know how to make alcohol. Are you interested in learning?

[ he's been........ drinking his supply, lately. ]

[trident]

so you're multiple ages?

more than i can put into words yes
got time to take on a student?

[espritdecorpse]

You got it!

I'm a very busy man, of course, but I can probably manage something. Got anything to ferment?

[trident]

( she would push harder, but there's more important things at hand. )

i have some fruit
i believe you might be able to do something with that?

[espritdecorpse]

Is it colored?

[trident]

yes
is that important

[espritdecorpse]

It is, if you want your wine to taste like anything.

But if you just want to get drunk, almost any fruit or starch will do.

[trident]

now isn't that interesting

then what next? do you require a personal demonstration?

[espritdecorpse]

That's right. Kindly personally demonstrate to me your fermentables, and I will personally demonstrate to you fermentation.

Everybody wins!

[queenofminiskirts]

so you're not denying that you're a desperate kiss scammer?

[espritdecorpse]

I do deny it! I haven’t scammed any kisses!






recently

[queenofminiskirts]

So you admit it!

and once a kiss scammer always a kiss scammer!

[espritdecorpse]

Is there a need to admit something you saw with your own eyes?

[ Kiss-scamming Shen Qingqiu, for instance. ]

if you want a kiss, you only have to ask!

[queenofminiskirts]

most criminals at least try to plead innocent.

i don't want a kiss from a desperate old man.

[espritdecorpse]

Hey, hey, hey, I came by my kisses honestly.



As in honestly, who would fall for a story like "frogitis"?

[queenofminiskirts]

[Frogitis. Shen Qingqiu, seriously?]

as sensei's disciple i can't just let you insult him like this.

even if he feel for something that ridiculous it's still your fault for taking advantage of his maiden heart!

[Kaoru you totally just insulted him as well...]

[espritdecorpse]

Oh, that's not all I did. He also invited me to go home with him, if we ever get out of here. I didn't even have to scam him for that, it was purely his own idea. Talking about dropping a rock on your own foot!

[queenofminiskirts]

you can't take credit if you didn't even scam him for it.

and isn't it because he's worried about you?

did you give him a response?

[She won't judge him either way.]

[espritdecorpse]

Isn't he worried about everyone? It's a good thing he's immortal, otherwise he'd have a head full of white hair.

I told him "yes," naturally!

[queenofminiskirts]

or he'd get wrinkles.

[From what she knows, she can understand why he'd say 'yes'.

Even so...it's a bit sad. But it's not her choice to make.]

if you go back with him, make sure to take care of him. he's just so bad at that sometimes

[And then, after a delay...]

did you tell lan wangji?

not here

[shizun]

[

If he "didn't see it," he doesn't have to suffer so much of his face being lost. ]