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[personal profile] parodeity2018-12-05 02:59 am

USER: #E00707 - mr fs true identity

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great news guys i cracked the code
i have figured out mr fs secret identity after months of painstaking sherlock holmesing it up
please follow for sweet sleuth skills and mystery rundowns
are you ready to see the face of our captor
here is my artistic rendition because idk how to upload pictures onto this piece of crap laptop




yeah you heard me
im onto you sammy boy
how did i reach this conclusion you ask
ok so
you know how we know its december
probably half of you do half of you dont
whats december at least one person probably asks
anyway its a month on lots of earths
probably not all of them but most
we know its december because the weather matches and the quests are matching december holidays
or ONE december holiday
october was pumpkin and costumes month
november had the thankful quest
so this is december

and it hit me
mr f is probably american
thanksgiving isnt held worldwide its what
america canada liberia i think and like one island near australia or smth
and canada holds it in october because
i dont know theyre canada they put milk in bags and then buy jugs to stand the bags in separately
instead of just putting their milk in plastic jugs to start with like normal goddamned people
but thats not the point
the point is obviously that narrows it down
to i guess america and liberia
but i dont know anyone from liberia
so i discounted liberia
liberia doesnt look like a word now
and anyway all the holidays these quests are celebrating?
american
we can also conclude hes christian because christmas
even though its hanukkah month also
and yet we have no hanukkah quests
much like hallmark mr f is ignoring every nonchristian religion
which is a pity bc hallmark could do so much with alternate religion puns
i believe in them
maybe

so anyway the answer was AMERICA
and the first thing i think of when i think america is

well actually its mcdonalds
hang on




so lo and behold i figured him out

in other news the summary of what time travel taught us:
some ppl died on siren island once in a cave (idk what killed them)
and the powers that be do not want me or anyone else to view the Something that made all the districts super separate
because censorship

also in other news
tomorrow i will be the young and sweet dancing queen
in the immortal words of abba
or i assume tomorrow if the first is quest day
december third is my birthday and either way ive been here long enough that chronologically i was seventeen last month
but i figured id wait since we kinda sorta hashed out the months
and anyway i am accepting well wishes and also baked goods
or if you feel like getting me a present
i accept snowballs thrown at john egbert or stuffed down the back of his shirt please and thank you
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[personal profile] parodeity2018-11-03 09:55 pm

USER: #E00707 - time shenanigans

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no bonds from an easy path
ok whatever mystery story
MAN
is anyone else feeling like this story is like
homework
in the sense that you like do it and then forget about it until the deadline
ie the next time we get a line
and then you reread it and you do as much as you can but you never cram in enough time to finish the thing
maybe homework isnt the right thing
maybe its like being forced to read a sentence a month of a story
no more or less
which
i guess it isnt just like
but

okay moving on
so you all know how i can time travel right
sometimes
i can time travel in the forest fine and like outside of town
so
my plan is to do that
and then just fucking walk back to town
and see how that goes
and maybe also siren island
i suppose technically i could do the woods too but eh

is anyone in
i can take people with me that makes it safer right
or i guess more dangerous
but hey
im stellar company to do crazy dangerous things with
and im pretty sure itll be fine
i havent come back to tell myself to knock it the fuck off or anything
that counts for something right


[ OOC: ANYONE CAN SIGN UP, just do so OVER HERE. i will close sign-ups on the 15th and throw a mingle up on the 16th. ]
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[personal profile] parodeity2018-10-03 09:12 pm

USER: #E00707 - this is halloween halloween halloween

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looks like the update to our monthly fairy tale is something something something split path
who wants to take bets on what monsieur blue finds at the other end
ghosts goblins ghouls
maybe a zombie or two
or like
the bird???

but yeah happy halloween i guess
im just fucking assuming its probably near halloween
since the quests are very halloween themed and it seems to be fall
for those who dont know what halloween is bc youre from universes without halloween in a tragic twist of fate
it is an overcommercialized version of a holiday that once was absolutely fucking nothing like what it bcame
which is like a night where you go around the neighborhood and shake people down for candy
while dressed in some inane costume of like a cat or a ghost or a ghostbuster
in the dead of night when your neighbors probably just want to go the fuck to sleep or relax on their sofas watching home improvement shows
but hey anything for candy right

so bottom line its octoberish maybe
for anyone who uses that system of dates
btw we should come up with a month and day system
does anyone care if we do seven day weeks four week months and twelve month years or do we gotta hash that out
i was supposed to ask a while ago
but i forgot

also
the garden is now transformed into a pumpkin patch with optional trick or treat trail
i have put up lazy barriers to keep out the apparently invading skeleton army
which
doesnt seem that threatening honestly
we should keep them around for the ambiance
but anyway dress up as some sort of creature or character or object or what have you
and come hand out treats
or if you are okuni i suppose play tricks on ppl
hi okuni
anyway yeah ill keep this running for like the whole month stop by whenever
im going to make masterpiece pumpkins and we should absolutely have a pumpkin carving contest
which i will obviously demolish you all in


[ he very much Will Not, but dave will try anyway. the game-mingle for pumpkin carving + trick or treating can be found over here!!! ]
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[personal profile] unfatalist2018-10-03 09:02 pm

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It is my pleasure to report that on this day in history, 34 days ANB, five presumably healthy kittens have been born to proud feline parents Pearl and Pennyworth. This joyous occasion came about with a marked lack of fuss on the part of the radiant mother, and an inversely proportional amount of fuss on the part of those of us who had the dubious honor of discovering precisely where she chose to settle in and birth her kittens.

Noct, Prompto, I'll be expecting assistance with the laundry.

Though it's my understanding that the kittens won't be old enough to leave their mother for several weeks at least, I do recall that a handful of residents had expressed interest in adopting one. If those of you who expressed prior interest would care for a brief visitation at some point in the interim, I'm certain that can be easily arranged.
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[personal profile] whichcraft2018-09-16 05:43 pm

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Couple of quick questions, Chromasomes —

1) I'm assuming a bunch of people got music boxes last month since those seemed to be the party favor du jour from Mr. F. Have people been playing with them? One of mine really obviously does some hinky stuff and the others are kind of...quasi-hinky, so I'm just wondering if that's a universal experience.

1b) Did anybody get a box that doesn't do something? Besides just playing music, I mean.

New people, if you have no idea what I'm talking about, sometimes doing the quests posted on the quest forum gets you fun and interesting prizes. Which, coincidentally, brings me to —

2) Has anybody gotten fun and interesting prizes from the ones from this month? I'm mostly asking because I'm wondering about the one about wrecking people's days, just how heavily Mr. F is incentivizing us all being dicks to each other.

#0000E6

(as usual, cha boi)

hey it's okuya$u w/ another weird thing the well does if ur in it when ur not supposed to be

but 1st: if u don't think the well's the baddest thing around town don't bother b/c i'm not gonna start caring abt ur whining now
2nd: zelda went w/ me this time so don't give me shit GUREN

ok

so this was before u new guys showed up & i guess that was the point cuz like
we saw all these magic color strings & when i touched em it made us think of people?
hard to explain
dunno who any of em were but a few days before u all turned up, the well was full of magic color strings for different folks

oh & my hands turned gray from touching too many of em but they got better ages ago so nvm that

the well ain't doing anything weird right now but just u wait
mr. F is def up to no good, when are the rest of u gonna see this
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[personal profile] eusford2018-09-03 11:34 pm

USER: #A30414

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Hi there.
I'll keep this short and sweet, cause I'm sure you guys hate to read as much as I do, I have a quick question for everyone: What's your blood type?

This isn't for some compatibility thing.
I mean I guess.
I'm just curious.
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[personal profile] tropism2018-09-01 07:24 pm

#FFF176

[ a bright, yellow text. ]

Hello. This is Giorno.

If anyone would like me to help build a farm, that would be wonderful. The animals are on me, I just need a place and a couple of helpers to feed and keep watch. I'm a city boy, I don't know what's involved in farming, but I'll do my best.

I live at
[ directions here towards a yellow house in flavo, covered with flowers. ] if you need anything else.

Thank you.
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[personal profile] bittybat2018-09-01 03:18 pm

#00CCFF

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[WOW, amazing, this isn't Bruce Wayne pretending to be his son. This text sounds so different!! Like a tiny turd child.]

A community board is now established in the center of town to promote the accessibility of important information. Try not to clog it with anything useless or confusing for new people.

Anyone tampering unnecessarily or destroying the board will answer to me.


[Those visiting the board will see it has already been decorated with a map of Chroma and a garden list, but most of the space on the front and back is left empty for others to adorn it with whatever they would like.]
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[personal profile] parodeity2018-09-01 02:58 pm

USER: #E00707 - insert an ominous fairy tale title here

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so hey we never discussed how a magical hen would induce feelings of romance
like how technicolor is this bird
could you hold it up so it could be a discoball
i guess id fall shades over heels for that kind of chick
youd think thered be more magical rainbow bird weathercocks around if that were a huge thing here though
i want a magical rainbow bird weathercock
also i think the forest is against us looking for a disco bird
because the forest is antidiscobirds
which is oppression tbqh
i am being oppressed by a bunch of dickass trees
which is BULLSHIT
but also pretty much par for the course

anyway waiting for quest day and the new month to come is so oldschool
so
i am officially opening quests up for business
thats right mr f you aint the only one who can assign vagueass poetical quests with random requirements

quest fuck you forest and your disco bird oppression:
find the sacred discochick
dancing queen of only seventeen
or whatever that is in bird years
requirements: hopping dance music

quest im bored and you should all entertain me:
tell the coolkid a fairy tale of your own creation
(authors note dirk isnt the coolkid)
(some offense dirk)
requirements: the ability to string words together to form sentences

quest usually we have to fight something:
i made a scarecrow and put it up in the garden
go defeat it in honorable combat
requirements: no sense of shame

quest something something feelings quest:
hug a tree
maybe if we hug enough forest trees
the forest will stop being a little bitch about us wandering inside
requirements: touching mood music

anyway if you complete one of my clearly superior quests you can go to the garden to get a prize
were on the honor system here folks
dont take shit you dont earn
or do im not the boss of anyone

ps if anyone figures out a way to get or make more film for cameras on the regular
hmu
peace out

pps the forest thing was john and i kept getting bounced back when we went to maybe consider finding this awesome discobird
and eventually went well fine fuck you too
after like
three attempts

ppps is there an upper limit to how many postscripts you can put on something im not even sure
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[personal profile] retrobeats2018-08-07 10:04 pm

USER: #A5001B

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sup everyone it's Michael again
now with a BRAND NEW PAINTJOB (check it!!)
ok but seriously i got two things to say

first off: last time i posted on here i made promises about sharing stuff i got from out my portal basement
and i wanna make good on those promises cause it'd be a dick move to do otherwise.
so i was wondering if anybody's up for pulling a D&D group together?
disclaimer: i have never played D&D IRL, and also the DM guide i hauled out my portal is both hilarious AND useless because who has the time to memorize every single page of that?? (spoilers: not me!)
but i got dice and enthusiasm and a broad strokes understanding of how it works which imho makes up for it
i also dragged a handful of board games and stuff out so as much as it pains me i'm also putting those out there if anyone gets bored of questing and wants to just kick back and chill.
i dunno where is the best place to do any of this but i'm open to ideas!

second
no joke but last week i opened my front door to find an oldtimey milkbox crammed full of pecans.
i mean SERIOUSLY crammed. there are more pecans here than i could ever want to eat.
so if anyone wanted to make pecan pie, or literally anything else with pecans? i am totally willing to share my windfall
i'll even do home delivery if ya want!
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[personal profile] batsuits2018-08-06 06:25 pm

two πŸ¦‡ #F6DB2C

[ hi, it's bruce. he has this horrible color and is being nosy again. ]

Two questions.

1) Of the items received and brought back from most recent events, has anyone gained something that can be used for the whole town? Things such as seeds, bandages, medicine, etc. It might be worthwhile to throw together a resource pool if it hasn't been done so already.

2) If you could pick something at all from home that would help you get through the day here, what would it be? A type of food, clothing you prefer, your favorite flower. Things like that. If you're comfortable with sharing, I'd like to hear from you.

Thanks,

Bruce.
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[personal profile] skatebird2018-08-04 10:25 pm

USER: #DC0017 | (no subject)

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someone turned our house purple!

me and saru and guren and akira's house i mean

it looks rly rly bad

did they get anyone else?

do u think there's a way to fix it
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[personal profile] awashmods2018-08-03 06:42 pm

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USER: #FFFFFF



Please complete these quests. If you do, there may be a reward awaiting you.



Once upon a time, there lived a young man in an azure district. While his family wanted for nothing in terms of wealth, the man's heart sought one most felt was beyond his reach. His heart's desire was a poor but comely man who hailed from the crimson district, and his beauty had already drawn several suitors from that same district to his side in the hopes of claiming his heart for their own.

The young man despaired, for he knew to approach his love whilst hailing from another color would be a fruitless effort indeed. Thankfully there was another, a true friend, a young woman of the brighter, sunnier district, who was there to offer her assistance. It was then that he was told of a legend passed down through her family: in the forest dwelt a miraculous hen whose feathers shimmered with every color of the rainbow. The one who obtained the hen and brought it back would achieve true love with whomever he gifted it to. But a warning accompanied the legend. If the hen did not come willingly, or if the seeker succumbed to temptation, a terrible curse would befall them.

Determined to acquire this hen, the young man entered the forest. As he walked deeper and deeper, the path grew more and more tangled, until he came to a split in the path. One path went left, clogged with bushes and brambles. The other beckoned right, golden flowers and gleaming gem-like rocks lining it.

The leaves of the trees rustled and sighed, and he thought he heard a voice, no more than a whisper, say, "No bond strengthens from an easy path."

The young man was then reminded that he would be tested, and chose the left path. As it appeared, he faced a difficult progression, and was becoming weary and parched when he glimpsed through the trees a clear spring where the water shone like diamonds. The path continued past it, but the man paused.

Again, the trees seemed to whisper to him, "No bond strengthens from a fickle heart that cannot commit."

The young man steeled himself and continued, his legs sore and bleeding from the brambles, until he entered a clearing. There, he beheld a beautiful hen with shimmering, colorful feathers. So gladdened by the sight was he that he did not heed the warning whisper of the trees this time, merely grabbing the hen and running back through the forest with it clasped to his breast.

The hen was presented to his love, and a marriage was arranged between the two of them nigh immediately.

But the forest was displeased, and thus laid a curse upon the young man and the entire town. From that day forward, the young man began to change. He found himself unable to care for his family. He found himself unable to understand why he had wished to give his heart to another.

And as his bonds weakened and broke and he failed to make new ones, he began to forget those around him. Eventually, he was last seen walking into the forest and was never heard from again.

But the forest appeared to have crept closer to the town, and the town itself began to lose the color it had treasured for so long. More and more of the townsfolk began to succumb to the curse that the young man had unleashed, and as more of them disappeared, the forest drew closer still.

Until there was no one left and the town was silent and drab.

To this day, the town waits for someone to break the curse, to restore color and to demonstrate once more the true strength of bonds.

THE END



( Previous Forum Post )

#ffa0a8 | Gardens?

#ffa0a8

Hi everyone! Hopefully this isn't too weird of a question, but my friend Riku was telling me there are some gardens in the Flavo district! What I'm curious about is whether or not anyone has been using them or trying to fix them up.

If you are, how's it been going? Could I maybe help? And if not, would anyone want to help?

Oh! And also, because I was able to travel home, I managed to bring back a lot of flowers and some gardening supplies thanks to my friends! I've been collecting flower pots around town to plant them, so if you need a little color in your life let me know! I'm up for trading and teaching people on how to take care of them!

Thanks!!

- Kairi
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[personal profile] courted2018-07-15 12:27 pm

cyoa! // user: #ed2939

[ From this user, a.k.a. one (1) Haru Okumura, previously of Tokyo -- ]

Would anyone like to play a word game?

I understand our life here isn't exactly frivolous... but that only makes relaxation and downtime even more important, I think.


[ Anyway! Here's the game! Haru is very bored! ]

--------------

You are inside a room. The room is completely empty except for two doors on the wall facing you. They appear to be your only way out.

Do you:

a) Open the door on the left
b) Examine the door on the left further
c) Open the door on the right
d) Examine the door on the right further
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[personal profile] passio2018-07-10 10:52 pm

USER #030066 | ON DEATH

Hello. It’s Dextera. I appreciate everyone who checked on me.

I’m sorry that this post isn’t especially happy, since I’m not trying to put a damper on the nice festival we had, but I feel as if it’s important.

There are people here who are dead, in the worlds they’ve come from. It’s not a difference in time, as others have experienced. Nor is it the same as what happened to John and Dave and I, where we were killed here and revived days later.

Somehow, this town is able to bring people back to life, even outside itself, in order for them to serve some purpose here. I assume that if they return to their worlds, they will die again, unable to sustain themselves without whatever “magic” this town is able to work.

I realize there’s nothing to be done about this. I also realize that this is a Pandora’s box of information, since the perceived impermanence of death is a source of hope and despair, as well as fear, for many.

To those who are dead, please don’t feel the need to reveal yourselves. To those who have lost those they loved, I hope that this town will give you a second chance with them.

Thank you.
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[personal profile] anamnestik2018-07-09 10:07 pm

#FFCCCC

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[The boy typing this message isn't his usual ditzy, cutesy self: Eliot has gone over a month without human blood, and his grumpy personality has taken over to address the problem:]

Please don't think poorly of me for this.

I'm looking for a living human who could donate blood to me. I am starving and can't stay awake anymore.

I don't know how many people my ditzy self told "I can survive off fruit juice and animal blood," but that was a stupid lie. It has to be human blood and from a living person.

There isn't much I can offer in exchange. I have an extensive memory and can recite books from my world, both for facts and entertainment. If I'm fed, I can happily recite anything you'd like.

Thank you.

#49809C

(color!)

To everyone, I have two requests, if anyone is able to help me. To say so at the start, they're not related to the quests this month.

One, I would like to learn how to defend myself. Considering how dangerous things happen here at least somewhat frequently, it seems like it would be a good thing to improve on. Who knows when we might have another supernatural problem, right? I don't really have any preferences for what to learn, except I doubt guns would be useful. All things considered, I think using ammunition to teach someone is a waste of resources.

Two, if you happen to know anything about quantum physics, alternate dimensions, interdimensional travel, or anything like that, I'd like to talk about it. There's something I can do that might be able to help people go home, or at the very least, I might be able to use it to take a few things to help us here. But ideally, I'd like to research it a little more before I start practicing. This one might be a long shot, but I thought I would ask.

Regardless, thank you for taking the time to read this. If you can help with either, I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Elizabeth

#0000E6

(cha boi okuya$u)

hey big news
first of all if any of u guys are trying to find mr. F we should do it together
makes more sense & maybe no one'll fucking die cuz this asshole has nothing better to do but tell people to do stuff that'll get em killed

second thing
something's real screwed up about the well
nothing new so nobody panic
but if u try messing with it it's gonna mess right back
so i guess everyone who told me digging under the well was a dumb idea: u were right but not cuz u knew what u were talking about
lucky guess


["don't @ me" - okuyasu nijimura, 2018]

third thing
how do u set up a bonfire??

oh and this is okuyasu if u never saw me on here before
sup


[Hmm, yes, all very illuminating Hot Takes.]